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"Art is never finished, only abandoned." da Vinci

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bendydicks:

mscrisswarbler:

TIME WARP ! 

davidtennantgasm:

aro-rusco:

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It’s astounding

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Time is fleeting

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Madness takes its toll

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But listen closely

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Not for very much longer

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I’ve got to keep control

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I remember

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Doing the Time Warp

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Drinking those moments when

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The blackness would hit me

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And the void would be calling

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

It’s so dreamy

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Oh fantasy free me

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So you can’t see me

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No not at all

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In another dimension

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With voyeuristic intention

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Well-secluded, I see all

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With a bit of a mind flip

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You’re into the time slip

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And nothing can ever be the same

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You’re spaced out on sensation

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Like you’re under sedation

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Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

Well, I was walking down the street

Just having a think

When a snake of a guy

Gave me an evil wink

Well it shook me up

It took me by surprise

He had a pick-up truck

And the devil’s eyes

He stared at me

And I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again

Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

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Let’s do the time warp again

~** inspired by **~

~** daftwithoneshoe **~

Holy shit this has made my dash so much more epic.

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shercockled:

“Being in front of an audience makes me feel alive. Being with friends makes me feel alive. I’ve done some crazy stuff in my time, and yet I can feel infinitely alive curled up on a sofa reading a book. So, what makes me feel alive? I guess it’s realizing I’m part of the world around me.”

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Guardian Q&A: Martin Freeman

Q:
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Martin:
Being with someone you love, with a family, and doing the work you want to do.
Q:
What is your greatest fear?
Martin:
That there is a hell and I’m going there.
Q:
Which living person do you most admire?
Martin:
My mum.
Q:
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Martin:
Self-loathing.
Q:
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Martin:
Self-importance.
Q:
What has been your most embarrassing moment?
Martin:
Sitting next to someone I’ve publicly cussed.
Q:
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Martin:
I look like the man in the moon.
Q:
What is your most unappealing habit?
Martin:
Picking my toenails.
Q:
What makes you depressed?
Martin:
Not sleeping.
Q:
What is your favourite word?
Martin:
‘Please.’
Q:
What is your favourite book?
Martin:
Animal Farm.
Q:
How did you vote in the last election?
Martin:
For Socialist Labour.
Q:
How will you vote this time?
Martin:
Not Labour.
Q:
Which living person do you most despise?
Martin:
Ricky Gervais.
Q:
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Martin:
Being easy-going. The world is full of easy-going, bungee-jumping twats; we don’t need any more.
Q:
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Martin:
‘Mother of Christ’, ‘Jesus, Mary and Joseph’ - and I swear a lot.
Q:
How often do you have sex?
Martin:
I’m having it now.
Q:
What keeps you awake at night?
Martin:
Thinking about which shoes I am going to wear the next morning.
Q:
How would you like to die?
Martin:
Peacefully and old.
Q:
How would you like to be remembered?
Martin:
As a really nice man and the best actor ever.
Q:
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
Martin:
Get the fuck on with it.

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The awkward moment when you are scrolling through your dash and you find a particularly beautiful image on Benedict Cumberbatch and you scream at the screen, “Why are you so beautiful..” and then you remember that other people are in the house….

lordsexington:

And they come running up the stairs like, “What’s wrong?! Why did you scream?”

And you’re like, “I didn’t”

And they stare at you like you have problems and you just stare back like

and finally they leave saying, “Okay, you’re weird..” And you’re just like

And you smile to yourself at the end of it like

And then you go back to staring at his picture like

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