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Listen
TIME WARP !
It’s astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I’ve got to keep control
I remember
Doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s so dreamy
Oh fantasy free me
So you can’t see me
No not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You’re into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You’re spaced out on sensation
Like you’re under sedation
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
Well, I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink
Well it shook me up
It took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck
And the devil’s eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
~** inspired by **~
~** daftwithoneshoe **~
Holy shit this has made my dash so much more epic.
April 2012
2 posts
March 2012
5 posts
Guardian Q&A: Martin Freeman
- Q: What is your idea of perfect happiness?
- Martin: Being with someone you love, with a family, and doing the work you want to do.
- Q: What is your greatest fear?
- Martin: That there is a hell and I’m going there.
- Q: Which living person do you most admire?
- Martin: My mum.
- Q: What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
- Martin: Self-loathing.
- Q: What is the trait you most deplore in others?
- Martin: Self-importance.
- Q: What has been your most embarrassing moment?
- Martin: Sitting next to someone I’ve publicly cussed.
- Q: What do you most dislike about your appearance?
- Martin: I look like the man in the moon.
- Q: What is your most unappealing habit?
- Martin: Picking my toenails.
- Q: What makes you depressed?
- Martin: Not sleeping.
- Q: What is your favourite word?
- Martin: ‘Please.’
- Q: What is your favourite book?
- Martin: Animal Farm.
- Q: How did you vote in the last election?
- Martin: For Socialist Labour.
- Q: How will you vote this time?
- Martin: Not Labour.
- Q: Which living person do you most despise?
- Martin: Ricky Gervais.
- Q: What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
- Martin: Being easy-going. The world is full of easy-going, bungee-jumping twats; we don’t need any more.
- Q: Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
- Martin: ‘Mother of Christ’, ‘Jesus, Mary and Joseph’ - and I swear a lot.
- Q: How often do you have sex?
- Martin: I’m having it now.
- Q: What keeps you awake at night?
- Martin: Thinking about which shoes I am going to wear the next morning.
- Q: How would you like to die?
- Martin: Peacefully and old.
- Q: How would you like to be remembered?
- Martin: As a really nice man and the best actor ever.
- Q: What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
- Martin: Get the fuck on with it.
February 2012
26 posts
The awkward moment when you are scrolling through your dash and you find a particularly beautiful image on Benedict Cumberbatch and you scream at the screen, "Why are you so beautiful.." and then you remember that other people are in the house....
And they come running up the stairs like, “What’s wrong?! Why did you scream?”
And you’re like, “I didn’t”
And they stare at you like you have problems and you just stare back like
and finally they leave saying, “Okay, you’re weird..” And you’re just like
And you smile to yourself at the end of it like
And then you go back to staring at his picture like
“there are worse things
than being alone
but it often takes
decades to realize this
and most often when you do
it’s too late
and there’s nothing worse
than too late.”― Charles Bukowski
January 2012
64 posts
Play
The Sherlock Fandom for the next 18 months
How we’d like to seem:
How we actually feel:
How the rest of the world sees us:
